The Cricket

Amusing cricket game:

http://www.channel4.com/entertainmen...ew.jsp?id=1127

Love that cricket game - great find

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Originally posted by Hairglamfan:
Amusing cricket game:

http://www.channel4.com/entertainmen...ew.jsp?id=1127

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<font size="4" face="Arial">[img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img] We shall drive them into the sea! LOL!

Q. What does Geraint Jones and Michael Jackson have in common? A.
They both wear gloves for no apparent reason

Q. What is the height of optimism?
A. An English batsman applying sunscreen.

Q. What does Ashley Giles put in his hands to make sure the next ball
almost always takes a wicket? A. A bat.

Q. What would Glen McGrath be if he was an Englishman?
A. An allrounder.

Q. What advantage do Kevin Pieterson, Andrew Strauss and Geraint
Jones have over the rest of their team-mates?
A. At least they can say they're not really English.

Q. What is the English version of a hat-trick?
A. Three runs in three balls.

Q. What do you call an Englishman with 100 runs against his name? A.
A bowler.

Q. What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by English
batsmen? A. The walk back to the pavilion.

Q. Who has the easiest job in the English squad?
A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.

Q. Why is Andrew Flintoff the unluckiest English player?
A. Because he was born in England.

Q. What does "Ashes" stand for?
A. Another Sad Horrific English Series.

Q. What's the English version of LBW?
A. Lost, Beaten, Walloped.

Q. Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone in the English
team?
A. The person who ironed the cricket whites.

Although I ought to feel offended....

FPMSL [img]biggrin.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]

Don't encourage em, its bad enough being a Pom as it is, jesus if they beat us at tiddlywinks you never hear the end of it.

Pom? shouldn't that be on the fruit thread? [img]wink.gif[/img]

Sorry I am becoming a serial cross threader.

Can't believe the swimming yesterday - Grant Hackett breaking the 800m world record by nearly a whole second!! At the 600m mark he was something like 6 seconds up on Ian Thorpes world record!!

It is a bleak outlook for British swimming, we just can't compete against the likes of Thorpe, Hackett and Phelps [img]frown.gif[/img]